3 out of 4 doctors say that if you stay up past 2 in the morning, you are 75% more likely to do it again the next night

I completely made that statistic up but you believed it because you’re reading this at 2:01 am and the only person “online” is that guy you met at a party last semester

this is the way the world ends. not with a bang, but with a “hey lol you’re still up too?”

Songza has a playlist for Cantopop and some Chinese New Year songs (wtf?). Great way to discover new songs just in time for karaoke 8)


When a villager asks for a new catchphrase and you use the same one from before


"If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka."

Uzo Aduba’s mother proving that the idea of not being able to pronounce a POC’s name because it’s “too hard” or “too complicated” is complete bullshit and actually just laziness. (via praeliator)

(Source: secretaryofsass)




What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen